Friday, January 19, 2007

Chuck, the Cereal Killer


WHO IS CHUCK?

Chuck is a product of our society. Abandoned at birth, he was raised in the foothills of Idaho, by Rabbits. Chuck’s love for rabbits, combined with his hatred for children who torture rabbits every Easter, forced Chuck to come to the city to seek revenge. It was there that he met up with Bennie da’ Burner who convinced him to join the secret society known as S.N.A.C.K. Through this group, Chuck could exact his revenge on children and families alike. Mornings would never be the same, nor would the faces of the sadistic bunny torturing children. Disguised in the form of a sugary breakfast cereal, Loco Puffs would be eaten by all. Little would they know that with one bite, it’s bye bye to sanity, hello Loco.

CHUCK'S BIO

Name: Chuck
Alias: Bunny Hugger
Birthplace: Idaho
Age: 23
Height: 4'6''
Weight: 93 lbs.
Motto: People Suck
Friends: Bennie
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  • Enemy: Blunder Bee
    Favorite Movie: Taxi Driver
    Favorite Book: Bunnicula
    Favorite Song: Bodies
    Secret Crush: Easter Bunny
    Lifeform: Product of society